mitunas-choice-rump:

IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME OR WANT TO BE FRIENDS YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR ME BECAUSE IM DUMB AND OBLIVIOUS AND EVEN IF I HAVE SUSPICIONS I WILL PROBABLY JUST BRUSH THEM OFF BECAUSE IM AN INSECURE PIECE OF SHIT WHO DOESNT DESERVE YOUR LOVE

(Source: seeweedmermaid, via austincrlile)

suckmyvertical:

fucking cuddle with me you bitch

(via wine-and-dine-a-prostitute)

voldesnorts:

Always say bless you to animals when they sneeze

(via notsomightyboosh)

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